UPDATE: October 2, 1998 -- To Date, I have received 1,600+ Survey Responses from 14 Countries, including Australia, Belgium, Canada, Germany, Israel, Netherlands, New Zealand, Philippines, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom, and the United States!
All of the humor stories I have received have been GREAT! Remember, you may submit more than one! Also, I am looking for some to be "surprise" stories for my forthcoming book. This simply means that they will not be published on my "Fibro-Haze Humor Pages" before the book goes to print! I want to have some surprises for folks like you reading my pages on a regular basis. So, please send your "surprise" humor story today! Remember, names will never be used, and if you don't want your story published, please do not submit it!
This lady tells of opening her dishwasher and finding her plates so slippery, she could barely hold them. It seems that "Electrasol Lemon Dishwasher Gel" & "Parkay Squeeze Margarine" come in similar bottles, and are the same consistency!! She told me the dishes came out saying... "Butter"!! (I am sure this was quite a mess, however, this is such a great story to share!)
This lady was doing her yearly tax returns. All was well, and numbers were falling right into place. The lady was amazed at how easily she had completed the task... UNTIL the line where you must enter the name of employer!! (Smile!! I think the task immediately became stressful!!)
This lady just can't seem to get the container of ice water in the fridge and the glasses in the cabinet! (Smile!!)
This lady experienced an overwhelming fatigue coming on as she left a shopping mall. She finally made her way back to the parking deck. When she got into her car, she was so sleepy she decided to close her eyes just for a moment. (You guessed it!) She awoke over an hour later. She said the cars parked on either side had changed!! She wondered what those people must have thought when they saw her. She did mention being a bit distressed that no one was concerned she may be dead, and had not called 911! (Great story!)
This lady got dressed to take her younger sister to drop her car off at the repair shop. Her sister invited her in for coffee. As she sat on the sofa she noticed this odd sound, making a "mental note" to investigate it a little later. Upon her arrival back home, some unfinished yard work caught her eye. She decided to finish it before she went inside. She climbed around the shrubbery with the hedge clippers snipping them back into shape! Then she would gather all of the branches from the pile to throw away. MUCH later, she went into the house, very proud of her accomplishment..... until, she was changing clothes. She discovered that the "ripping" noise she heard much earlier in the day was THE COMPLETE CROTCH OF HER PANTS COMING APART! She had been showing the neighborhood her ugliest, and oldest pair of under garment!! (Talk about a "Neighborhood Watch" - Great!!)
REMEMBER: If you do not want your story published in my book, please do not submit it! Names will never be used! You may submit more than one story!
UPDATE: June 17, 1998 - To date, I have received 1,250+ Survey Responses from 12 countries including Australia, Belgium, Canada, England, Germany, Israel, Netherlands, Philippine Islands, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, and the United States!
I am striving for mid-fall or mid-winter 1998 to have the "rough draft" completed for sumission to interested publishers! My goal is give you all a "good, witty, and useful" book. What works well for one person may not work for the next one, however, exchanging ideas will certainly benefit us all!
Thanks, and be well!!
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